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Light enough to dissolve.\u003cbr\u003e\nPre-shrunk fabric — it has already passed through the furnace and refused to coagulate. It will not shrink. It will not complete itself. It holds its unfinished shape against entropy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Side-seamed construction — stitched along the seam itself, the longest in-between there is. The garment is held together not by wholeness, but by the tension of the edge.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — a binding that bridges the collar without closing the circuit. The vestment stays open. It never arrives.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions — as though the veil between realms grows thin, and the truth beneath begins to show through.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eMiddle Corral\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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